What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are the causes of over sweating?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What happened to your school bully?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.